"All drag queens have five o'clock shadows, we just don't cover ours," Gio Profera tells ABC News.
Profera dons wigs, eyelashes, fierce makeup, stilettos, crop tops, and mini skirts as Juleisy, who along with Josue Garcia's character Karla, make up the bearded women of Hialeah's Finest.
Outsiders may be drawn to the two's outrageous (and hairy) female impersonation but locals are in on their joke about their hometown Hialeah.
HuffPost Miami spoke with Juleisy and Karla about their favorite places to buy chonga wear and fine Cuban dining.
Who are you:
I am Juleisy Inbed and I am Karla Klara and together we are Hialeah Finestz.
Years in Miami:
All our life.
Favorite childhood memory in Miami?
When Karla came from Cuba and the Metro Zoo (NOT Miami Zoo, Metro Zoo)
We are from the West side… of Hialeah!
Kill Your Idol on the second Sunday of the month, every month. Cheap drinks!
Favorite 'Only in Miami' moment?
When Janet pulled Elian González out of his cousin's house. That’s just not right.
What's your idea of a perfect day in Miami?
Any day worth getting into a slingshot bikini and pasties.
395 or 195?
826 -- it’s closer to our hood.
Where do you take out-of-towners visiting Miami?
Are club kids in Miami different than other cities?
We’re spicy. Esos gringos no estan en nada.
What the best thing about Hialeah?
Fine Cuban dinning access 24/7
Where do Juleisy y Karla like to shop?
D’or Fashion, Ño Que Barato, Headquarters and Macy’s
Best reaction to Juleisy y Karla?
Screaming lady in crowd during a performance: "Noo, stop! Noo! Ahhh whaa?! Nooo!"
Is Hialeah's Finest drag or performance art?
It’s a lifestyle. We live, eat and breathe Hialeah.
Chongas were everywhere in Miami in the 90s/00s. Is there a new 'look' replacing it?
Hipsters in hoop earrings
Last big project you did:
Sensato’s music video featuring Pepe Billete, Otto Von Schirach, The Suarez, and AshleyHeaven954.
Upcoming projects you're working on:
Trying to get Pitbull to call us back.
Why do you hate Miami? Why do you love Miami?
I don’t hate Miami, but I really don’t like the Marlins. Don’t say hate! Is this the FCAT?!
What are three local meals you can't live without?
Our pulled pork wontons, Latin Café 2000 and Flannigan's on 16th
In a word or two or three, Miami is...
Home, sex, family and Juleisy y Karla.