The beginning of leaving-pools-of-sweat on chairs season.
The discussion of Miss Utah's "Epic Fail" overshadowing the absurd notion that we still have beauty pageants.
800 more photos of John Roberts smiling in a totally inappropriate way.
Being invited to whatever a "Solstice Party" is instead of a barbecue.
Searching and searching and searching for diamond-encrusted athletic sneakers that come in baby sizes to gift Kimye's child.
The inevitable sexual confusion that will come from seeing the new My Little Pony movie with the "too sexy" cartoon horses.
Tiptoeing around conversations with coworkers about our opinions on Edward Snowden.
Trying to understand why there's hockey in June.