06/19/2013 08:11 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

16 Ways To Guarantee You'll Never Get A Raise Again (PHOTOS)

1. Be that guy who loves work a little too much.

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2. Or a lot too much.

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3. Fail to consider the implications of your social media presence.

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4. Go a little too long before getting that haircut you've been thinking about.

5. Insist on expressing your creative urges "no matter what."

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6. Consistently exhibit a lack of attention to detail.

7. Fail to arrive to work with a smile on your face.

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8. Display an unwillingness to respect company property.

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9. Or personal space.

10. Occasionally forget the customer is always right.

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11. Make sure to demonstrate a reluctance to embrace fellow colleagues.

12. Be that person who cares too much about birthdays.

13. Or too little!

14. Lack respect for your coworkers' religious beliefs.

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15. Always do exactly what you are told.

16. And hide from the mistakes you've made.

And now you know!