1. Be that guy who loves work a little too much.
2. Or a lot too much.
3. Fail to consider the implications of your social media presence.
4. Go a little too long before getting that haircut you've been thinking about.
5. Insist on expressing your creative urges "no matter what."
6. Consistently exhibit a lack of attention to detail.
7. Fail to arrive to work with a smile on your face.
8. Display an unwillingness to respect company property.
9. Or personal space.
10. Occasionally forget the customer is always right.
11. Make sure to demonstrate a reluctance to embrace fellow colleagues.
12. Be that person who cares too much about birthdays.
13. Or too little!
14. Lack respect for your coworkers' religious beliefs.
15. Always do exactly what you are told.
16. And hide from the mistakes you've made.
And now you know!