Miss Utah got a lot of press for fumbling her answer during the "interview portion" of the Miss USA pageant. Her answer was compared to the similarly incoherent interview response of Miss South Carolina in 2007's Miss Teen USA Competition.
While most average people probably wouldn't fare better answering questions about complicated socio-economic issues, if you mash up Miss Utah's and Miss South Carolina's responses, you can actually come up with one coherent pageant answer. Sort of.
Now that we have the eloquent answer the judges crave, we can focus on all the other ridiculous aspects of beauty pageants.