Rush Limbaugh gave a calm, reasoned response to the Supreme Court's rulings on same-sex marriage on Wednesday.
Wait, did we say "calm" and "reasoned?" What we mean is that he said the Court had contributed to the "disintegration of the United States."
For a man who earlier said it was inevitable that gay marriage was going to spread across the country, Limbaugh sure seemed perturbed. He also said that the rulings represented "the visible fracturing by the judiciary of American culture and American tradition."
Funny--we thought gay people were a part of American culture and American tradition! Thankfully, Rush Limbaugh was there to set us straight. (No pun intended.)