06/28/2013 01:15 pm ET

Neverwet Spray Proves That Science Is Magic (VIDEO)

Science is the ultimate witch. So contends a new Buzzfeed video that demonstrates how a "neverwet" spray mirrors natural waterproofing properties. It revolutionizes paper towels completely and could end the scourge of soggy sandwiches--if only ingesting it didn't cause permanent brain damage.

Watch the video above.

H/T Buzzfeed.