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07/02/2013 04:40 pm ET

Turtle Thoughts: Pet's Inner Monologue Is All Trash Talk (VIDEO)

Who said turtles were slow? Watch this badass little guy "fly" like the wind, take on drug addicted dogs, go dumpster diving, get stranded on a "cliff" and sing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles song. However, unlike some others of his ilk, this turtle does NOT need a reality check.

Warning: This is the most foul-mouthed turtle captured on camera if you don't count Rush Limbaugh.

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