We've got the hottest, sexiest American flags just blowing in the wind to get you hot and bothered for the 4th of July.
We'd pledge allegiance to THAT
Stripes for days
Red, white, and don't mind if I do
We'd party with these flags
That's right, wave it on home over the land of the free.
Get out of our dreams and onto our flag display
Are you tired? 'Cause you've been waving through our minds allllll day
Oh, we'll keep an eye on the grand, old flag alright
These colors don't run, they STUN
Was Betsy Ross* a thief? 'Cause she stole all the stars out of the sky and put them on your blue rectangle part
*We know there's no proof Betsy Ross made the first flag, or that she was a thief.