Corey Feldman is back with
a new the worst music video of all time. We won't spoil everything for you, but rest assured that once you click play on the "Ascension Millennium" video, you'll see not only Feldman walking around with two of "Corey's angels" and an assist from fellow "The Goonies" star Sean Astin, but also floppy version of a Michael Jackson dance break. Capping it all off is a green-screen sequence that's really one for the ages.
Really, this piece of art makes Journey's "Separate Ways" video look like "The Artist." Essentially, the video is one great reminder that while videos made in a one-shot style are nice in theory, they're not as effective when they appear to be filmed on the first take as well.
Or, in Sam Ronson's accurate words: