07/17/2013 08:23 am ET

America Is Ruining Johnny Football


Let's talk about Johnny Manziel's hangover, which is a fun thing to talk about because it ends with Johnny Manziel getting screwed regardless of the truth. If Johnny Manziel really was hungover the night before a meaningless voluntary offseason QB camp session, then NFL people will crush him for not having his priorities in order. And if Johnny Manziel really was just suffering the ill effects of dehydration, then NFL people will crush him anyway for being a wimp and a quitter.

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