1. Literally everything about the Royal Baby.
2. Lying to the dentist about flossing.
3. The news that Batman and Superman are teaming up... because there's no way that could go wrong.
4. And speaking of ill-conceived crossovers... this is happening.
5. Not getting an invitation to Selena Gomez's 21st birthday.
6. Making fun of Geraldo's selfie... but being secretly impressed.
7. Realizing you watched the entire season of "Orange is the New Black" way too fast.
8. Giving up hope of rolling deep with a crew of teeny tiny microbial Martian friends.
9. Every. Single. Famous person. Making a Kickstarter.