WOMEN
07/22/2013 10:53 am ET

Not All Men Like Strip Clubs

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At what age are men “supposed” to make their first strip club visit? My guess is that it falls somewhere around 12:01 a.m. on their 18th birthdays. Or it could be on their 21st birthdays. I don’t know. I’m not sure how old you have to be to get into a strip club because I’ve never had any interest in going to one.

It’s not that I don’t love boobs. I do. Big time. A quick glance at my computer’s browser history will prove that. It’s not even that I have a moral objection to strip clubs. I say, if ladies can make good livings off the horniness of gullible men, more power to them. I guess I’ve just never been interested in paying to see boobs in a dark, smoke-filled room. I’ve always figured that if I spent that same sum of money on taking a woman out to a nice dinner, where I could ask her questions about herself and learn interesting things about the type of person she is, she might be kind enough to voluntarily show me her boobs in the privacy of my own home.

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