As Kate Middleton and Prince William have finally announced a name for their bouncing baby boy, we have to wonder what American celebrities might call the future king of England if it were up to them. Based on recent Hollywood births, we imagine the suggestions would include colors, places and edible objects, among other nontraditional monikers. And, of course, stars are now prone to mitigating the silliness with a friendlier-sounding nickname (hi, Nori!).
Here's what we think they'd come up with.