07/26/2013 11:24 am ET

CBS Miami Publishes Helpful Guide On Where To Watch Sexy Women


Ever wondered where to watch good-looking women from afar, so you can admire their physiques without being accused of creepiness or being forced to talk to them?

If so, CBS Miami has got your back. This week, they published a handy guide to the best lady-watching spots in south Florida, home of "some of the most beautiful women in the world." (And no, it's not a joke.)

Clearly, an absolute expert on women penned this guide, since the author seems sure about the preferences of every single member of the female sex. For example:

Beach Place has everything a woman wants; shopping, restaurants and, of course, the beach. From Sea and Sun and Style In to Sunglass Hut and Beach Basics, women find beach Place a shopping bonanza.

Upon reading the guide, Jezebel's Madeleine Davies advised:

Friendly reminder: don't forget to bring your trench coat, Groucho glasses and newspaper to hide behind -- otherwise, the incredible looking women might know that you're watching them.

And Jezebel commenter Amco complained: "Absolutely no information on where I can set up with my binoculars to do some topless dude watching. Do guys love a night out too??? Will no news source ever answer this question?!"

We're sure that article is coming soon.

[h/t Jezebel]



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