Most of us learn how to make a sandwich by the time we're eight, even if our skills don't surpass that of the humble peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Some of us never learn past that. (And that's okay because a PB&J is still a totally respectable meal.) But a sandwich really is one of the easiest things you can make -- not like pasta -- and so you might want to take a leap and give a grilled cheese sandwich a try. Or a club. Or even a sub.
If you're feeling a little nervous about venturing into unknown sandwich territory, let us ease your nerves by letting you know that no matter how bad your sandwich adventures turn out, others have done it so much worse. You might forget to toast the bread or smear on too much spicy mustard, but that's peanuts compared to these sandwich atrocities. Behold, the worst things that have ever happened to a sandwich.