WOMEN
07/28/2013 09:13 am ET Updated Sep 27, 2013

A Shot In The Dark: My Night With The Male Strippers At Hunk-O-Mania

I had never touched an ab in my entire life. I didn't know anyone who had one. But before the big night, I found this Yelp review of our destination, a male strip club in Hell's Kitchen:

I have to start this review by saying I ABSOLUTELY LOVE MY BOYFRIEND he is the love of my life, my angel, my heart my soul. ok with that said...O-M- F'IN-G THESE MEN ARE SIMPLY OUT OF THIS WORLD! I didn't know a place like this existed. AND LADIES PRAISE JESUS, MOTHER EARTH, GOD, BUDDHA, ALLAH whoever you freaking pray to THAT IT DOES!

Now I have been to Hunk-O-Mania, and I have touched some abs, and the more time passes, the more I think: Mirjana R., I see you.

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