On Tuesday's "Daily Show," John Oliver introduced "Judge Johnny," a segment where he looks at the news of the day through the lens of bad courtroom TV. The first defendant of the night, Halliburton, who destroyed evidence in the wake of the BP oil spill.
This turned out to be a pretty easy one for Judge Johnny, who ultimately ruled that Halliburton "can go eat a bag of d*cks."
Let's hope the higher courts uphold that. In the meantime, watch the clip above.