John Oliver just wants everyone to wait two more weeks before talking about the 2016 election, which is a mere three years away. Soon, Jon Stewart will be back and he can deal with all of this "will they or won't they" nonsense.
Alas, Oliver probably won't get his way since speculation has already reached a mini fever pitch. Rick Santorum, Ted Cruz and Donald Trump are all considering making a run, which naturally makes us wonder who the fourth horse of the apocalypse will be.
But at least in the case of Donald Trump, Oliver was enthusiastic: "Do it. Look at me... do it. I will personally write you a campaign check now on behalf of this country, which does not want you to be president, but which badly wants you to run."