1. Summer Stockholm syndrome. Don't go, summer! We want to be hot and sticky forever.
2. Seeing people sweat as they prematurely bust out the fall wardrobe.
3. Losing bets on the inevitable baby fight between Prince George and Baby North.
4. Learning that baby fighting is illegal. :(
5. Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert AND Jimmy Fallon are on hiatus.
6. Halloween costume idea stress increasing with each new pop-up store we spot.
7. Realizing nothing is ever going to top this:
— PRINCE 3RDEYEGIRL (@3rdeyegirl) August 16, 2013
8. Feeling weird pressure from school supply sales to buy a Hello Kitty notebook.
9. Vicious dogs gearing up to eat lots of homework.