It was just an average day at work for a San Franciscan Apple Store employee, when suddenly, and without warning, he came across a shining light. No, it wasn't heaven, but instead was the light catching on a mysterious USB drive on the floor. When the drive was played, the gates of heaven might actually have opened since the contents were just ... glorious.
Okay fine, in reality, this employee was just cleaning, found a drive, played it, and we all laughed a lot. Seriously though, whoever this drive belongs to (Spiderman, duh) should go back to the SF Apple Store to launch his rapping career.