Miami's just like any other city in many ways, with the same issues you'd find across major metros.
But there's no other city with quite this combination of issues, which range from the totally bizarre (parrot walkers!) to unique displays of practicality (we, too, sometimes stop our car in shady spots at red lights).
From sparkly heels discarded on a walk of shame to free-loading lizards to a cheer only Miami Spanglish could mangle, check out this week's best "Only in Miami!" moments culled from the hilarious Twitter hashtag, #onlyinMiami.