Recently there's been a plague-like rash of listicles bemoaning the things single people just can't stand to hear anymore (Why, yes, those are all separate links.) While I agree that, "They don't deserve you," is the number one most grating sentence in existence, Nerve would never give up the opportunity to play the contrarian. So, here's a list of eight things we singles would be ecstatic to hear from people in relationships, other single people, or, hell, pretty much anyone.
1. "Let's take some really flattering pictures of you for your dating profile."