The beards of the Boston Red Sox are like unique, fuzzy snowflakes. No two beards are alike yet in a cluster they can certainly all appear uniform.
In advance of the team's "Dollar Beard Night," the Sox shared a handy guide to a dozen of the varieties of facial hair that will be on display at Fenway. From "The Sick Flow" sported by Dustin Pedroia to "The Wolf" that lives on the face of David Ross, here are the AL East-leading 2013 Red Sox.
— Boston Red Sox (@RedSox) September 13, 2013
Needless to say, George Steinbrenner would not have approved.