Were you feeling secure in your natural beauty, California? Take a seat.
Comedian and professional California trash-talker Suzi Barrett has taken aim at the Golden State with her satirical "I Hate California" series as of late, and this week she's chosen yet another victim: The favorite getaway of all those forsaken granola-guzzling Californians--camping. And she has one message for all that lush greenery: "Pick a new color."
But like San Francisco and the wine country before, it's not so much Barrett insulting camping as it is camping insulting her. "It's so peaceful I can hardly hear myself complain," she laments, taking offense at all the "free art," "untranslatable beauty," "stupid connection to nature," "stupid rejuvenation" and "trees that tell a story."
No free riverfront property or tranquil bird is safe from her disgust.
"Stupid evidence of life," she says, shortly before flipping off an egret.
Warning: NSFW language.