Ever wanted to plan your trip based on the likelihood that you'll encounter, you know, something big to write home about?
Now you can, thanks to a fabulously informative map from Twitter user @onionslayer.
The top of South America -- Ecuador, Colombia and Venezuela -- form a cluster of dark green, the color code for the planet's biggest penises. Meanwhile, China and India are a sea of red, meaning they are home to the world's teeniest weenies.
We recognize this map uses user-submitted data in lieu of verifiable scientific data, so take it with a grain of salt (and guys, don't go getting competitive). But we couldn't resist sharing its inventiveness -- and its potential value for trip planning!
How does your next destination, ahem, measure up?This post has been updated to further explain the construction of the map.