When we first read that a new song called "Day And All Night" featured Kate Moss on vocals, we let curiosity get the best of us. We'd never actually heard the model sing before -- would this be a pleasant surprise à la Karen Elson and Cara Delevingne, or would it be like that time Heidi Klum recorded her own Christmas single?
Neither. Turns out "Day And All Night" doesn't require Kate to sing at all. Instead, the track takes clips of Kate talking about her Stuart Weitzman Fall 2014 campaign from an interview and loops them up, giving us lyrics like "I think thigh-high boots are especially sexy and glamorous" and, um, "Stuart Weitzman."
Kudos to Moss for figuring out a way to launch a music career without actually singing (take that, Jamie Hince). And despite the less-than-riveting lyrics, the catchy beat and saxophone solo (!) of this track, created by DJ/producer Brendan Fallis and Andrew Watt, are actually sort of mesmerizing. Is it weird that we're listening to this on repeat... and enjoying it?
The next best thing to being a singer? Dating one: