WELLNESS
09/24/2013 01:19 pm ET

The Slowest Generation

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Saying I finished in the top 15 percent of my age group in last month's Chicago Triathlon is like bragging that I could outrun your grandpa. My age group was 50 to 54.

But against the entire sprint-distance field, I finished in the top 11 percent. That's right: Team Geriatric outperformed the field.

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