09/30/2013 08:24 am ET

This Bro Took A Hermit Crab To A Music Festival (PHOTO)

A new photo posted on Reddit reveals what appears to be a very bro-y bro holding up at least one hermit crab in the middle of a music festival crowd. This is probably not good for the crab(s). Some questions: Did the bro buy the crab on site or at the gym? Did the crab eat all the missing parts of the bro's shirt? Are crabs the new molly?