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09/30/2013 12:02 pm ET Updated Feb 24, 2014

Johnny T's NYC Tourist Tips: Get Outta The Way, You're A Jerk

If you're visiting New York City, we have some bad news: you are automatically a jerk. Tourist = jerk, you = tourist, you = jerk. Simple transitive property. Get it? Got it? Good.

But don't worry, Johnny T is here to help you be less of a jerk while you explore the city. Just follow his words of advice, and most importantly, get outta the way!

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