The grandmother cleverly masquerading as pop star Taylor Swift was spotted wearing what appeared to be an oversized white night shirt and sheer tights that were decidedly not pants. To be fair, she may have thrown it on quickly to run errands in between making batches of homemade jam.
Swift likely disappointed many ex-boyfriends earlier today, when she told Us Weekly, "I've never had a perfect fit with someone." Thankfully, her shirt seemed to fit just well enough to function as a dress. (Lyrics about not finding a "perfect fit" to come in her next single, probably.)