Patton Oswalt is known for his love of food, so it should come as no surprise that one of his most popular stand-up bits is about his love of steakhouses. Not just any steakhouses, mind you: Black Angus Steakhouse.
In the bit, he described the aggression that Black Angus employs to draw in customers. His description of the artery-clogging concoctions served up at Black Angus are exaggerated for comedic effect, but one Redditor actually made a full menu of Patton's fake Black Angus menu.
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Check out the bit on YouTube (warning, some NSFW language), and check out the cuisine IRL below.