Geez, guys. The team at Cracked wants you to know exactly how weird beer really is. Their parody ad for Karp's, the most honest beer company to ever exist, details not only how bad beer really is for you, but also how strange the fermenting process is. They remind us, brutally, that yeast is really a tiny organism that eats sugar and "poops" out "poison." That's right. The cold, refreshing brew after a hard day's work is just poison yeast poop.
So... you guys want to meet after work for a few pints of "addictive liver-brain poison?" Yeah, neither do we.