Have a sneaking suspicion you're going to be single for the rest of your life? It's possible, and this sign knows exactly why:
Come on, deep down, you knew there had to be consequences.
For those of you unfamiliar with El Arroyo, it's a Tex-Mex restaurant in downtown Austin renowned for its sassy signage. Notable sign messages from the past include one billing the place as the "last queso stop before a bunch of yoga studios" and another promising a free brunch if you have a heat stroke on the restaurant's patio.
Never change, Austin.