MIAMI
10/30/2013 09:39 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Yes, There's Actually A Yelp Review Of Dade County Jail

Those who've never had a brush with the law could likely guess that Dade County Jail would have lousy food and scratchy sheets.

But a Yelp review of the local correctional facility offers some behind-the-scenes insights about life behind its bars.

Written last July, the two-star review rants that Dade County Jail is the coldest building in Miami, has unexpectedly jovial employees, and warns why you should avoid the bologna sandwiches.

Read the full Yelp review below.

The reviewer's final take away? "I recommend avoiding ever staying here." Noted.

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[H/T: Reddit user OutOfBounds11]

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