11/17/2013 08:37 pm ET

Rebecca Martinson Writes 'My First Double Blowjob' | Vice

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If you’ve used the internet in the last seven months, you know who I am. If you’ve noticed a sudden resurgence of the term “c*nt punt” in daily conversation, if you’ve watched the Michael Shannon video where he spits off enough swear words to make his parents spin in their graves like hurricanes, or if you’re one of the lucky souls who were matched up with me on Tinder, you know who I am.

I'm Rebecca Martinson, the so-called deranged sorority girl.

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