If we looked like this, we'd probably wear Speedos in public, too.
Instagram user joefins4life snapped this incredible photo of a dapper Dolphins fan being told to put his pants back on during Sunday's Dolphins-Chargers game at Sun Life Stadium in Miami Gardens, Fla.
But it seems nothing was going to stop Kyle Ramey from cheering on the team in his outfit of choice.
The 26-year-old fan told the Miami New Times he had his pants back off 20 minutes later and was able to enjoy his pantslessness with impunity for the rest of the game. Good play, sir.