11/20/2013 06:30 pm ET

Mike Tyson Gives Evander Holyfield His Ear Back In Hilarious New Ad (VIDEO)

What would the sports world look like if suddenly all wrongs were set right?

For starters, guesses Foot Locker in an ad released Tuesday, Mike Tyson might finally get around to giving Evander Holyfield his ear back. (Tyson famously bit off a piece of Holyfield's ear during a boxing match in 1997.)

Though The Washington Post points out Holyfield's ear was actually sewn back on after the match, don't let that ruin the commercial for you.

The ad also features cameos from several other sports figures, all portrayed as "doing the right thing." Dennis Rodman, for instance, buys a one-way ticket to North Korea. Not to be outdone, Brett Favre stops himself from eating another piece of pie, declaring, "a man has to know when to walk away."

WATCH the ad, above.



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