Heading home for Thanksgiving and in need of a buffer for the inevitable family drama? Don't have a baby or pet to distract everyone's attention? Stephen Colbert is coming to your rescue with a new DVD, "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? It's Me. Stephen Colbert".
As Colbert put it, "Sometimes it's hard to get through the holiday without the thing you're most thankful for: Me." Now, you can bring Colbert right into your home and set him up at the Thanksgiving table. All you have to do is push play.
Colbert will yell at the kids and tell them he's trying to drink, before quietly condemning himself for being fat. He'll ask the family for money: $15,000. "It's not gambling this time." And then he'll flip you the bird before he storms out with a bottle of wine to go sulk in the car. He'll take care of all the inappropriate comments, prying questions and unsavory conversation for you, so you can focus on getting along argument-free with your family -- at least until the DVD ends.