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11/25/2013 11:50 am ET

17 Turkeys Who Think They're Better Than You

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It's that dreaded time of year again when the food you sit down to at dinner looks more put together and capable than you ever have in your entire life. It's cold comfort that we get to eat all those Thanksgiving turkeys and sides; every bite is just another reminder that we never got our master's degree or went to Prague.

We'd say just avoid the whole thing and go vegan for the day, but the only thing judgier than a roasted gobbler is a nut loaf.

So in honor of this yearly stock-take – and to hopefully cushion the blow come Thursday – here are 17 turkeys who think they're better than you.

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