11/25/2013 08:37 am ET

The Onion's 'Hunger Games: Catching Fire' Review Focuses On What's Really Important

The Onion's film critic Peter Rosenthal has given us the best review of "The Hunger Games: Catching Fire" that you're ever likely to hear. In fact, you'll be hard pressed to find a better review of anything than hearing Rosenthal explain "Catching Fire's" biggest weakness: Its lack of hot boys.