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11/26/2013 02:59 pm ET Updated Jan 26, 2014

4 Disturbing Ways Restaurants Are Reinventing Thanksgiving

Cracked

Every eatery wants to stand out, and there's no better opportunity than to make your mark on the one day of the year when 60 percent of North America eats like it's a competitive sport.

So yes, we understand the impulse to be innovative, but lately restaurateurs seem to be treating Thanksgiving like some sort of science fair of the damned. And just like The Re-Animator or The Fly, the results are all too often something you'd much rather kill with a flamethrower than put in your mouth...

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