Somewhere a sports-branding expert is perhaps kicking himself for not coming up with the idea first. But it seems Mother Nature beat him to it.
In a photo that's collecting giggles on the Internet, what looks like the Air Jordan logo appears in the middle of a sliced cucumber.
"This cucumber is sponsored by Air Jordan," reads the caption of the picture, posted by Reddit user mctenold. (Story continues below image.)
Imgur viewers had their fun. "Just Eat It" seemed to be one of the favorite jokes -- a play, of course, on the Just Do It motto of Air Jordan parent Nike.
There was confusion about the cucumber's provenance. But if a dog-butt image of Jesus and even a Teletubby generate interest, then why shouldn't a salad component that boasts one of the most recognizable corporate stamps ever?
A few outlets called the cucumber a Thanksgiving "miracle." We say it's an act of gourd.