Apparently we've been eating our food all wrong.
Let these 19 stock photos show you how it's really done.
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Apples
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And this whole time we thought we were supposed to use our mouths.
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Noodles
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Step 1: Boil noodles. Step 2: pour them all over the table. Step 3: Enjoy.
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Eggs
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First you fry the egg, then you plaster it to your face. You're welcome.
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Chicken Wings
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Most people don't realize this, but you can't really taste the chicken unless you make an "O" face.
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Fish
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There's no need to de-scale or de-bone your fish, just slowly lower into your throat!
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Turkey
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Your Thanksgiving will never be the same after you try wearing your turkey as a headpiece.
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Chocolate
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First, melt it down. Then, pour it all over your head. What happens next is totally up to you!
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Raspberries
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You truly haven't lived until you've eaten your raspberries off of your own fingers, one by one.
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Raw Meat
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This girl knows what's up.
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Hot Dogs
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Bun-first is clearly the way to go.
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Bananas
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DID YOU KNOW? All bananas are also phones.
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Gravy
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Many people foolishly believe that gravy is a condiment. As this guy demonstrates, it's actually a main course.
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Tires
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Look at those perfect grill marks!
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Pieces Of Glass
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Mmm, mmm, mmm! Tasty.
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Cassette Tapes
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Also goes well with a nice Chianti.
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Spoonfulls Of Little Towns
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We know what you're thinking: why haven't I thought of this?!?!?
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Records
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You can almost hear how tasty this is.
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Cabbages
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Look, we know you're probably hesitant to decapitate yourself in the name of food, but it really brings out the taste of the cabbage. Fedora optional.
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And Finally, Giant Pieces Of Wood
You've probably been cutting your wood into tiny pieces your whole life. Stop wasting your time and just bite right in!
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