If you thought Google making people create Google+ profiles just so they can comment on YouTube videos was bad, wait until you see what happens when they stop "playing nice."
CollegeHumor nails the tech giant's obsession with everyone joining its social network in the parody above. After all, we have been "voluntarily supplying them with the means to ruin us for years."
It's just a matter of time before our personal emails, embarrassing search histories and candid Google Street View shots become fodder for blackmail if we don't hop on the Google+ bandwagon. But, for now, we'll just have to keep putting our faith in "incognito mode."