12/12/2013 11:28 am ET

Kanye West Returns To 'South Park' To Dispel Rumors That Kim Is A Hobbit

Kanye West made his triumphant return to "South Park" on the show's season finale on Wednesday, following up the 2009 episode "Fishsticks" that posited that West is, indeed, a gay fish. (You can watch that full episode here.) This time around, Kanye, who sounds suspiciously like Eric Cartman, showed up to clear another nasty rumor: that his fiancé Kim Kardashian is actually a Hobbit.

What, you've never heard this rumor? Just because she's small and hirsute and annoying doesn't mean she's a Hobbit, right? On the show, Kanye interrupts the Pope (receiving TIME's Person of the Year award, which was announced earlier that day) and parodies "Bound 2" to clear up once and for all that just because Kim has a wizard friend named Gandalf and is about to star in "The Hobbit," it's totally unfair to compare her to the mythical "Lord of the Rings" species.

Last time around, the real-life West took the parody in stride, saying on his blog that the show "hurts [sic] my feelings but what can you expect from 'South Park'!" Since 2009, however, he's discovered Twitter and has become more sensitive towards comedy at his expense, so who knows how and if he will respond to this one.

Check out all the highlights from last night's "South Park" above, or you can watch the full episode at South Park Studios.

(h/t Vulture)



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