We would like to say one thing, straight away: we are not "over" cupcakes. We are not fair-weather friends. Cupcakes got us through many a birthday party in our youth, and they are still delicious, even if they did get totally over-exposed around five years ago. Cupcakes are classics. If you hate cupcakes, you probably hate The Beatles AND The Rolling Stones. We are not those people.
That being said, there are some things that were never meant to be cupcakes. Meat, for example, was never meant to be a cupcake. Celery was never meant to be a cupcake. December 15 is National Cupcake Day, and we just know you guys are itching to celebrate. As a warning in advance, we'd like to present you with 15 cupcakes that need to calm down immediately. Please be prepared, as some are little, um, NSFW.