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12/13/2013 12:50 pm ET

How Can A Certified Chef Drop Five Pounds?

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You won’t see my diet miracle on Dr. Oz or Oprah.

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My amazing but true diet secret costs 99 cents (plus deposit) a liter. It’s made by a generations-old family business in Worcester, Massachusetts; New Yorkers can get it at Fairway, Gristede’s, Stop & Shop, or Peapod online.

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