All you need to answer is, "How are you feeling?" and "What's he done now?" and leave the rest up to Beyonce, via Pleasehelpmebeyonce.com.
The site generates the perfect tune to match your mood. Once you answer those two simple questions from the drop-down menu, "Queen Bey [will] vocalize your feelings the only way she knows how ..."
Trust us, you'll be glad you did.