Best Tweets: What Women Said On Twitter This Week

The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week

This week Tweeters were filled with excitement and anticipation for the upcoming holiday. Twitter user, @mynameshank, was very busy preparing for Christmas when she tweeted: "Super productive day, I took down all of my neighbor's outdoor Christmas decorations." We're sure her neighbors really appreciated all of her hard work.

While some were busy decorating (or un-decorating), others were brainstorming Christmas-morning strategy. Jocelyn Plums tweeted one of our favorites: "I used to push my sister down the stairs on Christmas morning so our parents would wake up and let us open presents."

For more great tweets from women, click through the gallery below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.

Meant to ask a girl at the gym with a great butt what exercises she does, instead I asked "what butt stuff do you do?". The answer was a lot

— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) December 18, 2013

Sorry but Beyonce could eat Drake as an appetizer.

— Erin Gloria Ryan (@morninggloria) December 18, 2013

Super productive day, I took down all of my neighbor's outdoor Christmas decorations.

— not Jenn (@mynameshank) November 13, 2013

My laptop has been on my ovaries for so long my future babies are going to get great wifi reception.

— Jessica Cabot (@jessicacabot) December 19, 2013

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