He's been called "ridiculously un-photogenic," "frumpy" and even "the most apathetic looking athlete in the history of sports," but no matter what you call Jay Cutler, you have to admit the Bears star is pretty much set for life now.
The Bears announced Monday they'd signed their frequently sour-faced star quarterback and his unbearable lightness of being to a seven-year contract that's rumored to be worth an average $18 million for each of its first three years.
Considering Bears fans have another seven years of this sort of thing ahead of them..
We thought it was time to survey some of No. 6's most notable expressions caught on camera. All they're missing? A cigarette, natch.